Elf After Dark! - Drug of choice

Elf- "Your usual.$20."

Goof-"Well a thanks there pal."

Elf- "Hey man, maybe you should cut back a little."

Goof-"Gawrsh....I just don't know if I can."

Elf- " don't take this the wrong way Goof. We have been doing business for quite some time now but I just think if you got your head straight for once..."

- Elf After Dark

Elf After Dark! - The Stick Up!

"Just keep driving or you will have candy cane splinters to pick out!"

Stick up .........Elf style.

- Elf After Dark!

Elf After Dark! - Soliciting

      "For a good time call 8675-ELF!" 

Elf After Dark! - Alcohol and Games

Nothing like a good ol bowling game with liquor involved....... What  happens when a pin gets knocked down?? Well in this game.... You drink it!!! 

Elf After Dark! Target Practice

Apparently He is holding a little bit of a Grudge!

Elf After Dark! - Just for fun

Just because it will be so funny to see Mr. Lopez walk in these...heheheheh!

Elf After Dark! File this!

"Here's some copies to file in your filling cabinet."

Elf After Dark! Sweet Dreams are made of.....revenge!

In dreamland......not so far away, a heart broken Elf Dreams of his sweet revenge!!!

           

"You took the one mouse that ever       meant anything to me!"

Elf After Dark- "99 Problems but a Mouse Ain't One"

"99 Problems but a Mouse ain't one!" -mumbled Elf before puking and passing out in our kitchen sink.

Oh Dear Elf.....no, but a serious 

hangover, quite possibly diarrhea and more hurling will be!!

Elf drinking his sorrows away after Minnie left him to get back together with Mickey!

Elf After Dark! - A little extra something

"All day long I watch these annoying little Monsters year after year  and I don't even get my own pot to piss in! Well, this ought to show them!"

"How's this for artificial sweetener?"

Elf After Dark! - Finally Prince Charming!

"Tehehehe......kiss this prince princess...!"

Elf After Dark! - Minnie Make Out

Someone really has the hots for Minnie! A back in the day game of Spin the bottle leaves one Elf Pretty Happy!

Elf After Dark! - Swirly

Our Elf must really have it in for Donald. Decided to teach him a lesson old school style....swirly style!

"Say Elf, Say it Donald!!! E.L.F.!"

"This will teach you to quit your quacking!"

Elf After Dark! The railroad hostage

My dear friend sent me a link earlier with some Adult worthy Elf Entertainment. She was sending to me so that I could get some ideas flowing. Because I am an adult, my friend lit the fire under my ass, the ideas I saw were pretty funny, and she thought up the name: Elf After Dark! I dedicate this section of my blog to you Chel!

When all are in bed all hell breaks loose when our Elf's alter ego takes over!

Tonight he decides to capture Minnie and takes Thomas captive as well to help him in his grand plan!

One question I am sure Minnie is asking herself now.... Where is that Mickey the Mouse???