Wednesday, December 18, 2013

6 MORE DAYS

6 Days LEFT!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! HAIR PULL!!!! FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!

Our Perfectly UN-Perfect Tree - equipped with long stem, disheveled shape & balding spaces...LOVE IT!


Things that I STILL must accomplish in just a few days:

Stockings and Stuffing
Gifts for Starr
Gifts for 5 children (ages range)
See X-Mas Lights in two areas
Doc appointment (Make sure my Internal Vaginal Walls are still in Tact! Men have it easy. Every year my Vagina gets invaded like a war zone with different weapons being jammed in there. Not to mention the "Aunt Sue" or whatever the Hell people are calling their Menstrual cycle these days. The more than several days where you feel that at any given moment your uterus may fall right out of your Vagina. Then there is child birth, UTI, etc. What do men do? Oh that's right. Someone grabs their testicles and they cough. At this point, I would rather have my doc grab my breast and cough then lay helplessly on my back while he/she has a field day with their "instruments: inside my Vagina!)
Wrap, Wrap, and RAP......(Always wanted to do something like that video that is circulating on FB! Now, if we do one,  we are mere copycats, but I don't give a flying hoot if that is what people want to think because one of these years we WILL do a video that will be similar because I have ALWAYS wanted to do so and it will be awesome! Just not this year!)
Work Gifts
Watch Holiday Movies......(I have only watched Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and partly so because the kiddies were sick and requiring my attention like that of a ping pong ball as it quickly sways from one paddle to the other!)
Bake Cookies .....(for...uh.... Santa...Choc Chip...or maybe some yummy peppermint choc chip...)
Attend the annual Family up all Night X-mas Eve event...(Hopefully no meltdowns from the kids and taking a coffee to keep my eyelids from slamming shut due to the pure exhaustion from all of the above tasks.)
Reindeer Food - G-Man made at School - So Cute!!!

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

- Next year I will be prepared ahead of time.......................We shall see??????!

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